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09.06.2025 07:36
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Microsoft Confirms Password Deletion—Now Just 8 Weeks Away - Forbes
No way
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years - Nintendo Life
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH KO’s KARATE KID LEGENDS - boxofficepro.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read